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| FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE | | HOW TO ADD SPICE TO YOUR LIFE…..? | Nando's Recipe for Happiness (or at least Self-Amusement)
Is your life dull, drab and disappointing? Here are few ways to add spice to your life.
| • Rent an expensive sports car and go to your friends' and families' Labor Day parties,telling them you bought it with your lottery winnings.
• Paint you house shocking pink with purple dots and wait to see the neighbors' reactions.
• Hold a barbeque in honor of your late pet and then serve a dish named "braised ribs a la Rover."
• Radically change your hair color and then convince the rest of the family to join you in that hue.
• Tear up your front lawn and plant a cactus garden.
• Buy designer clothes, do a makeover and then send sexy pictures to all the ex's who dumped you—along with your engagement announcement to someone else.
• Audition for a reality show. Humiliation is good for the soul.
• Blindfold your significant other and take him to a nude beach, saying "Oops, Honey I forgot the swimsuits! But I did remember the lotion."
• Buy a parrot and teach him to amuse your friends with a lot of trendy multi-lingual curse words and sexual innuendos.
• Give unsolicited advice to anyone and everyone who crosses your path, and then tell them "That will be $5."
• "Suggestion boxes" are so passé! What every workplace could really use is a gossip box. Install one in your office and volunteer to "process" the contents.
• Gather a few of your closest friends and pretend to be a bride and bridesmaids shopping for dresses for the big day. Try on the most hideous dresses in the store and take plenty of Polaroids.
• Write fan letters requesting autographed pictures from retired game show hosts-- Wink Martindale, Bob Eubanks, Bob Barker… Sign your best friend's name and return address.
• Take your lover, put on your most colorful finery and tango till the cows come home.
• Always shop in stores that post a sign saying: "Your husband called. He said to buy anything you want."
• Hire a handsome young actor and actress to kiss passionately in the middle of your next party. Watch to see which of your guests get uncomfortable and which ones take the hint!
• Go to your next trendy cocktail party dressed at Barney, the Purple Dinosaur.
• And, finally, add Nando's Condiments, Sauces and Marinades to your next meal. Spread liberally and joyfully!
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